It doesn't grow on trees.

There must be something other than bank robbing as a road to moolah. I'll buy a lottery ticket on the way home, but really -all that does is give me a half hour or so of daydreaming about what I'd do if I win. Do you think if I asked nicely someone like Bill Gates would just hand some money over? Because all the ways I can think of that would get me money now are illegal.